Ke$ha- TIK TOK

Tik Tok Lyrics

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

(Hey, what up girl?)

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna

hit this city

(Lets go)Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of

Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night,

I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes

Trying on all our clothes, clothes

Boys blowing up our phones, phones

Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs

Pulling up to the parties

Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight'

Til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight'

Til we see the sunlight

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world,

but got plenty of beerAin't got no money in my pocket, but I'm

already here

And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk

Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out

Or the police shut us down, downPolice shut us down, down

Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

DJ, you build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah, you got me

With my hands up

You got me now

You got that sound

Yeah, you got me

DJ, you build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah, you got me

With my hands up

Put your hands up

Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight'

Til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

The Bunga's

His HOTs!...The hero!

I know..His hot 2...

Ok..I knw..Mcm me ketinggalan..kan meliat BOYS OVER FLOWER...I watch This DVD..when

Everbody was finish seeing it...i start watching it..when i was suddenly bore...so ..i open my YOUTUBE..Then im additced to it!...sanggup membali eh..DVD nya..yg not orginal lah..Its cost me like $20 hahaah..and the Boys nya...sooooo damn cute eh

hahhahah..terpikat ku...

jln cetanya..sooooo..damn romantik!

I love it..

XOXO ILOVE U 211

The hair!

oH~..when see This hair...its make me~~..mau panjang kan rambut!..sabar..

xoxo 211 I LVE U

The cruel People!

The poor mother cat kept licking the kittens, hoping it would revive the kittens.

According to the family that adopted the stray cat, on the morning of the 11th when they heard the cat’s tragic cries, they rushed downstairs to discover this stray cat’s four kittens abused to death, and even placed in front of the mother cat. The kittens’ bodies were covered with bullet holes, with blood all over. One of the kittens had its neck tied with a rope and elongated, its chest cut open, heart exposed, while the other three kittens’ heads were stepped on.

Source:http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/kittens-found-abused-dead-mother-kunming/

OK~..This one..isssssssss....cruel eh that people!

oh~ come on!...this animal ada perasan jua 2

inda payah kan buat mcm atu

kan menagis ku meliat!..

damn eh urg atu!!!

Hope That people Get His/her lesson!

Wooohooooo!! ..Mac??..ain't That beautiful/Cool??..Hope The men Dpt bca my blog Xp...hahhaha..coz..F ia TERBACA..hope for My hantaran Is MAC..hahaha...

XoXo ILOVEU 211

The Dolls

Ok..I want to post sooo many pict of this doll today..But my GAY internet wont let me!...fcuk eh!

Anyway~...i jst bought this mobil hanging thing...jst about $2 -ish!...betul betul betul!...at hua ho serusop!..tinggkat 3...lovely..n cute...mcm2 patung i saw...this one caught my eyes!..

now....kan think..mana should i put it? mun bawa..takut putus..mun simpan n berhisan..takut berhabuk!>.hhmmmm..liat lah cana dulu..mana mau taruh...for now on!>..kITA TDOR DULU!..yeah!!!

XoXo I LOVE U 211

the photoshoot...19/12/2009 location EMPIRE

I Pass!! 15.12.2009!

The kampen!..my BEDroom!

Yesterday night..i was ssoooooo...diligent(rajin)...cleaning my room!...move some stuff there n here!...actually i want to take n pic n show to all..but then..my lazyness came so...i goggle..n found yg mcm kan seiras!...hahah..asal red paint lah paintnya...huhuh..accpted the coat hanger...not same at all...

upper pic( i google it)mcm kan sama 2 my room

but i wish my room like this one!...i really2 love it!!..nuggu tah ku keraja..gaji basar...insyallah!..

Taken VS The 2 yrs old baby girl

VS

And the winner is??

'' THE TAKEN!!!...''

Sorry to my lil cuz alvina...im sorry..play that game..hope one day when u big n knw this blog!...im sorry..hahahaha..we were plying wit my cuz grah..poor to her..sampai tdor ani bah tutup muka coz takut!..we were bore at that time..cian..poor her!..but we still love UUU

The speaker

Tdi pgt..i bought this speaker from hua ho tanjung bunut!...seriously..my dell laptop..inda nyarig ..bah bunyi nya..plus my bro's f pasang lagu luan basr hantap bah...so..i bounght..it wit cost $13.90..after sale 20% hmm $11 labih lah...now ..i use it..n sound like im in the concert!...elo~..hahahahhaah...ada plg yg murah..but..i fall in LOVE wit this one..coz shapenya unik n modern look..n i like modern look..:)..

LOVe U ALL

Updates!!

hey ppl..sorry..coz lama dah inda BErupdate my blog..hehe..my day??

hmmmm..lets start with:

MY mom...msg me!..walapun satu rumah..malz pakah ia kan teriak2 nama ku atu nyuruh bagun bagi..hahha..mendgni...Plus its sunday...give me a break lah!...

here is Her MSg to me sambil bunyi* tweet2..sMS*

" Lai, bgn..ikut ko? bpa mu bwa jln ni...ko cuci pinggan ah!" *udah atu..ujung2 nya...ada lagi 2*

dng mata sebalah buka n sebalah tutp!..taruz mataku palak2 !..hahahahha

pantang dgr ""jln atu...hahahahaha...

so...i wake up..wit my lazyness!..duduk..liat tv..n saw my momSMI WWWWIIIT HER BIG SMILE!!!...suka bah ia aku awal bgn 2...huhuhuh... n mula lah keraja aku sebgi HELPER MOM!

CRAZY PENDRIVE???

Selamat hari raya Aidiladha

Assalamualaikum!...today i jst wanna say selamt menyambut hari raya aidiladah..alhumdulillah...sekali setahun tani menyambut dgn penuh kesyukuran...dgn ini..me n my family jst wanna say '' SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA''..

THE NEW HAIR!(OVERDUE)

hello ppl~...so masa hari isnin lapas!....seperti biasa...bgun pagi..heheh..i dont knw dat my cuz ''qilah'' coming at my house..coz skulah ugama...mcm pengsuaian lah...mcm atu ..so her mom drop off to our house so krg mamanya ambil lah krg atu t.hari aaaa...but mom said..jln eh..krg hantar lah..so kami pun jln n dont knw kan ke mana...so mama me kan cuba ke kg tungku coz ada mcm buah2an stuff like dat..lah..cant remember lah there name..sana pun ada gerai..so makan breakfast dsna,,,coz lapar...n my mom sunddenly kan berurut arah kadai kawansa rimba.....it unisex saloon..can remeber the name aslo..n boring punya boring...i saw the mirro..n there u goooo...cut my hair!...huhuhuh..i knw..i can belive it..aku ani kan panjngkan rmabut...x apa nah?? gatal bah kan gunting rambut..ok2 after this..panjangkan rambut!..2 thn inda gunting rambut eh,hehhehhe.

before


after

hello people!..ok this past a few months,...i keep changing my hp!.seriously...i need to stop it!..hahahhahaha..i cant help!..my parents keep spoil me...huhuhuh..no lah..mana ada!..sumpah..hahah..ok...i now u guys there that i got hp E63...i jst got it in oct 2009..really!..now i pass it to my mom..while i got new hp that my parents bought it from singapore..LG KP500 COOKIES PINK EDITION!...actully dulu my dream hp is LG KS360!...but since i saw E63 ..i fall in love wit it..then my mom bali Yg LG KS360 for me..so ia ambil yg E63...but inda tah ku terpakai...hahahhahaha...inda berliur kan pakai coz...E63 ani biasai bah...ada wirelss lagi kan..inda buang cr8..so...inda tah jdi aku pakai yg LG KS 360..i jst let my mom pakai ja..inda kan bpa ku pakai x??? pink colour x aaaa..hahhahahah...then suddenly..parents me ke singapore ..so i tak ikut coz..mcm kacau daun jua 2! kan kan kan?? so..biarkan tia my parents ke sana...so..parents me balikan tia hp baru ani...LG KP500....hahaha..n itz cost like $200!!!!!!!...buat actually nya..$220...but mau jua kurang jdi $200..so bali lah..wit protctionnya..cukai nya..adalh dlm $200 labih..heheh..dsini aku liat...lain hantap harganya...hahahahaha..bah ...i let u see the picture i jst taken from google..mlz tah kan gambr kai hp ani..huhh...mata lagi luan romantik..mengantuk eh..ok..ppl..I LOVE YAAAAAAAAA...






THE E63 ( my first baby)
THE LG KS360( MY 2 BABY)

THE LG KP500(THE LAST BABY)

The Diamond Ring‏

WALAO...like that also can ah!!!!!

I got this frend Ahpek , he just got to know one China Piao mei whois in Malaysia on 'vacation '
so after a few days going out with this Piao mei then one day Ahpek asked the Piao mei,

Ahpek : Piao mei ar ... we go out so many days ledi wor .... when you wanna lemme wat wat u jek?".

Piao mei : Ahpek ar .... you so fast wanna wat wat me meh? I only know you for a few days only worrr ">

Ahpek : a few days still not long enuff to show my sincerity meh? I really lafu you wan worr''.

Piao mei : Still not enuff ler .... there is something you havent done yet ler ....''.

Ahpek : What is that jek? faster tell me ... i fast fast go do!''.

Piao mei : All my frends mia bf all got buy them jewelry wan wor ... but you ... ''.

Ahpek : Say no more! I bring you go buy now!''.

Ahpek then bring Piao mei go Kedai Emas Poh Kong .... you should see the glow on Piao mei's face when she enters Poh Kong dat time.

As Ahpek enters the shop, he loud loud tok to the small counter clerk

Ahpek: '' Eh ... ask your Manager come! I want buy diamond ring for my gf!''.

Later the Manager come with 2 packs of Drinho Packet drink ....

Manager : ''Boss, sit down and have a drink first ... we slow slow tok ok?''.

Ahpek :'' Eh lu Manager har? then bring me a very spesel diamong ring! i wanna buy for
my pretty gf here!''.

Manager : Wuah! you really ' sik foh ' (know your stuffs) ... know how to come to our place asking for diamond ring! our diamond ring very fehmes wan! Nah boss .... this one 3 carats, very shinny diamond .... after discount i gibe lu RM5,000 ok anot?''

Ahpek : I think you no skool much wan la! which part of ' Very Spesel' you dont understand? 3 carat?!!! My maid's diamond ring also more than 3 carats la!!!''.

Manager : Wuahh!!!! very little peeple so expert like you wan ler boss! I like you very much! Nah what about this? this wan 5 carats .... after discount RM13,000 only.''

Ahpek : What discount discount? I dunwan those got discount discount wan! bring me something without discount! ''.

Manager : Wuahh!!! ok ok I understand ledi boss! You really come to the right place liow! I recomen you this 10 carats diamond ring! This ring last time owned by itu HK Singer Kenny B mia ex wife wan ... this one made from the precious blue diamond from Egypt, only our shop got this! This one knot gibe discount ... the price is RM90,000''.

Ahpek : Hmmm ... lidis lar i like! come come lemme take a look''.

*Ahpek then pass it to the Piao mei and ask her :*

Ahpek : How baobei? you like this one anot? last time Kenny B's ex wife also wear before wan leh ...''.

Piao mei : I like Ahpek! I like! ''.

*Ahpek then pass back the ring to the Manager *

Ahpek : ok la ... I take this one ... just now you said RM90,000 izzit ?''.

Manager : Yes boss, RM90,000 .... no discount''.

Ahpek : Ok lar .. my gf here love the ring very much .... i take it la!''.

Manager : Tenkiu boss!!! How would you like to pay? with Cash or card boss? ''.

Ahpek : Cash? lu siao har? who walk on the street with 90k in their poket wan? ''.

Manager : soli soli ... then you pay card izzit?''.

Ahpek : Pay card??!!! you know how high is the interest anot??!! diu!''.

Manager : Then?''.

Ahpek : Lidis lar .. I give you cek ok? you no need to gimme the ring 1st .... today is saturday mah bank alredi closed so u wait till monday only go bank take money la! the cek cleared ledi only i come and take the ring ok anot? ''.

Manager : Ohhh ... lidat ok la! ok set boss, later monday your cek cleared ledi I will call you to come and take the ring ok?''.

Ahpek : dont call so early hor! I dont wakeup till 12pm wan. ''.

Manager : Yes sir! I know sir.''.

*Then Ahpek issued the cek and hand it over to the Manager then Ahpek and Piao mei left the shop ...... 2 days later (Monday) the Manager called Ahpek on his handphone : *

Manager : Oi Cilaka lu! your account left RM18.02 only la! Diu! you where got money to buy a RM90,000 ring??!!!''.

Ahpek : I know my account no money wor ... I pretend to wanna buy my gf the ring only mah ... Knot ah?''.

Manager : Wuah you farker! If your gf know you are dem pokai I sure she will dump 9 u straight away!''.

Ahpek : AAhhh .... dat one I know ledi laa .. tell you something you derno lar .... you know how nice she serbis-ED me on Saturday and Sunday anot?''.



WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

-THE END-

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" minyak si tuang tuang, ku tuang dalam kuali, muka ku macam beruang, semua orang gerenti lari. kuang.. kuang..kuang. ."
He…. He….. he……...semoga bertambah manis... Hahahahahaha. .. ampun tuan ku............beribu ribu ampun……………... Hamba pon terkene...... bebe!

Pencuri(lawak's)

Pada satu hari, Samad sedang berehat d bawah pokok rambutan..Tiba-tiba seorang jiran datang kepadanya dan Bermulalah dialong di bawah:

Jiran: Samad, ada org curi Motor Yamaha 132 LC kau..aku cuba kejar tapi tak dapat >>>> ( mcm complete kan aku bagitu ani.. pasal jenis motor nya aaa...haha)

Samad: Alhamdulillah (sambil bersujud tiba2)

Jiran: why kau bersyukur pulak?, ur brain rosak?

Samad: kau lah yg rosak otak...cuba think ..kalau aku tengah naik motor 2..tak ke aku hilang
d curi orang...

mendengar Jawapaan samad..Jirannya terus slam dunk samad!...hahahah

listen this song...

hello pepole:

who is she?? heheh...she called by the name Orianthi...im addicted to her song call ''according to you'' plus she playing the guiter...she rock's! n also ia pernah berkerja sama wit the late MJ..wow!...she very talented!..

i have her lyric title According to u

According to you

I'm stupid,

I'm useless,

I can't do anything right.

According to you

I'm difficult,

hard to please,

forever changing my mind.

I'm a mess in a dress,

can't show up on time,

even if it would save my life.

According to you. According to you.

But according to him

I'm beautiful,

incredible,

he can't get me out of his head.

According to him

I'm funny,

irresistible,

everything he ever wanted.

Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it,

so baby tell me what I got to lose.

He's into me for everything I'm not,

according to you.

According to you

I'm boring,

I'm moody,

you can't take me any place.

According to you

I suck at telling jokes

cause I always give it away.

I'm the girl with the worst attention span;

you're the boy

who puts up with that.

According to you.According to you.

But according to him

I'm beautiful,

incredible,

he can't get me out of his head.

According to him

I'm funny,

irresistible,

everything he ever wanted.

Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it,

so baby tell me what I got to lose.

He's into me for everything I'm not,

according to you.

I need to feel appreciated,

like I'm not hated.

oh-- no--.

Why can't you see me through his eyes?

It's too bad you're making me decide.

According to me

you're stupid,

you're useless,

you can't do anything right.

But according to him

I'm beautiful,

incredible,

he can't get me out of his head.

According to him

I'm funny,

irresistible,

everything he ever wanted.

Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it,

baby tell me what I got to lose.

He's into me for everything I'm not,

According to you. According to you.

According to you I'm stupid,

I'm useless,

I can't do anything right.